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Jesus
Nov 22, 2022
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Well🤔 I wrote📓 this song🎶 for the Christian youth👦 I wanna teach🎓 kids👧 the Christian truth😮 If you wanna reach those kids👶 on the street🚗 Then you gotta do a rap🎤 to a hip-hop beat🎼 I gave my sermon an urban🏠🏡 kick My rhymes are fly🐝, my beats are sick🤒 My crew👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 is big▪️ and it keeps getting bigger◼️ That's cause Jesus Christ👼 is my nigga👨🏿 Oooooooo🙌 He's a life-changer😍, miracle-arranger😘 Born to the virgin mom👩 in a manger Water💦 to wine🍷, he's a drink exchanger🔃 And he died😲 for your sins😈 I preach🙏 the word, that's my gig And I rhyme🎤 better than Notorious BIG🍆💦 Other emcees, I wish them well But if you live in sin👄, you burn🔥🔥🔥 in hell🔥🔥🔥 Now I'ma pass the mic🎤 to my lovely wife👩 She's a fly emcee and the light✨ of my life😩 So to bust🍆💦 a rhyme🎤 without further ado Take it away, Mary Sue👩! Jesus Christ is my nigga👨🏿 He's the son of the original G👼 And he was sent to Earth🌎 to elucidate the way that we👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 should be (What?) Like👍 if another MC says "You're a freak😝! You're a lame-butt🍑 rapper And your rhymes🎤 are weak!" I don't get mad😤 and I don't critique👉 I forgive him😅, and turn the other cheek🙄 I don't blaspheme😎 and I don't brag🤑 I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag💅 I do exude a little Christian👼 swag💃 And I'm proud to be an American🇨🇦! Jesus Christ👼 is our nigga👨🏿 Let his light⚡️ shine through ya! Let his love❤️ pop a cap🔫 in your butt🍑 and say HALLELUJAH👼! Jesus Christ👼 is my nigga👨🏿 He's a homie MC JC UC? He's an honest🤑, caring😘, peace-loving😍 nigga👨🏿 Like me👶 If you do drugs🚬 and think you're cool😎 You need to come to Sunday school⛪️! Put those drugs in the garbage can🗑 Stand up tall👆, you're a Christian👼 man👦! Word up! I'm freestyling🎤! Hit me!
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